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Excruciatingly Large Things

Huge Entity Profiles:

Tuesday, March 01, 2005 → by Danieru
Name: Daniel Rourke (AKA Danieru)
D.O.B: 14th March 1982
Size: Huge
E-mail: Click here...

Bio: Danieru is a British male of tenebrous consistency who currently lives in London. Until September 2008 he will be studying for an MA in Creative Writing and Critical Theory.

This website is an interactive extension of his ego.

Continued Ego Extension:

The pub flickers for a moment, drawing my attention to its darkest corners. Chestnut coloured bar stools; an over balanced coat-rack leaning against a scratched mirror; a 4-dimensional barman. He smiles at me before his angles converge at a point just out of my line of vision. When his figure re-enters the confines of the pub it has transformed into a plastic simulacrum of Dionysus; one side sags and begins to melt. Out of the weeping plastic steps the barman again, in his original form, this time clutching a small wooden box in his right hand. I reach out for the box, my hand existing at all points within the pub at once, and grasp at it longingly. All I get are splinters.




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Name: Robokku
Created: 2nd December 1981
Confusion Tolerance Threshold: Huge
E-mail: Click here...

Bio: Robokku seems to be a meat-based device most notable for his inability to:

1. stop trying to make sense of things
2. make sense of things

The things of which he tries to make sense have yet to be pinned down precisely, but one of them is a particular sensation, which seems to result from the cyclicle nature lent to his existence by the above two incapabilites. This testimony should be taken with a pinch of salt, since Robokku investigates the things he does by organizing them into manageable systems which distract from the disorganised nature of the things being investigated. Or so he thinks.

Despite all this, there is a strong possibility that Robokku is a figment of Danieru's imagination - an unconnected jumble of ideas refusing to be claimed by any individual out of fear of disturbing, by categorization, the natural lack of order of things.

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Anonymous Small blip said...

hey up huge one, just popped in to say hi. cheerio now

February 02, 2006 3:03 PM    

Anonymous Trev said...

Like your approach, like your attitude, like you ideas and I like your fashion statement but, I'm not too sure that I like your Coiffure. It looks like Tesla has you in his electron clutches or you are trying to evoke a Halo of some size to impress us great unwashed.
CROP IT

February 04, 2006 12:56 AM    

Blogger Fell said...

Enjoying your work! Keep it up, Huge.

March 14, 2006 6:31 PM    

Anonymous what? said...

GAH! your not much older than my eldest! what a generation...i'm going to die soon, of course soon could be on any timescale...oh, another book..'puckoon' by spike milligan

March 19, 2006 4:58 PM    

Anonymous Roseanna said...

I stumbled across your website this morning.

So far, I've found the piece about autism most fascinating.

It's very interesting. I'll be sure to come back.

June 29, 2006 11:55 AM    

Anonymous Evgenia said...

The exhumed self wouldn't write a book.

July 29, 2006 9:55 PM    


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