The Huge Entity: Cookie Monster Scandal!

Cookie Monster Scandal!

Friday, April 08, 2005 → by Danieru

Cookie Monster says goodbye to hit chocolate chipped friend

Sesame Street are forcing Cookie Monster to eat less of his chocolate chipped friends labelling them a 'Sometimes Food'!

"This season, each episode opens with a "health tip" about nutrition, exercise, hygiene and rest.

..."Sesame Street" also will introduce new characters, such as talking eggplants and carrots, and offer parodies, such as "American Fruit Stand." Even guest stars will address healthy activities, such as Alicia Keys talking and singing about the importance of physical activity."

Teaching kids healthy eating is all well and good, but what about their parents? The clinically obese, waddling masses who create these cookie consuming machines.
We live in the era of excess and singing blue monsters with hands up their bum aren't going to change that. Keep munching kids, I'm sure your folks will.

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posted by Danieru at 6:27 AM

Anonymous said...

Stuff the sausages.........it has been suggested this weekend that Jamie Oliver (celebrity chef) should receive a knighthood, or at the very least a peerage, for pointing out , what millions of school children in Britain have beeen saying for 50 years, that school meals are crap. I don't think he advocates the introduction of the sausage as a staple addition to the school diet.But I may be wrong.

April 10, 2005 11:32 PM

Grover said...

Cookie monster urinated all over me. if u didnt know im only 14 and not ready to be exposed to the adult world. this is the real Cookie Monster Scandal.

February 17, 2006 10:25 PM