The Huge Entity: Anal Rocketry and Advanced Birth Control

Anal Rocketry and Advanced Birth Control

Monday, August 22, 2005 → by Danieru

Browsing through online patent blog Intellectual Property Humor I happened upon two paticular ideas that I really want to see change the world. They are thus...

World Changing Patent USPN 6,055,910: Toy gas fired missile and launcher assembly

"To operate the assembly, the operator places the inlet tube with its valve open adjacent his anal region from which a colonic gas is discharged. The piston is then withdrawn to a degree producing a negative pressure to inhale the gas into the combustion chamber to intermix with the air therein to create a combustible mixture. The ignitor is then activated to explode the mixture in the chamber and fire the missile into space." - Link

Cue infinite recombinations of Uranus jokes... I suspect that in this one, genius idea, NASA researchers might have found the solution to all their defunct Space Shuttle and government funding problems.

World Changing Patent USPN 3,216,423: Apparatus for Facilitating the Birth of a Child by Centrifugal Force - Link

I believe someone once said that Actions speak louder than words... and in this patent's case I tend to agree.

Categories: Technology, Science?, Future?, Patents, Humour, WTF?, Weird