Excruciatingly Large Things

Daniel Rourke's new website is:

MachineMachine.net


Human Upgrades

→ by Danieru

There are some absolutely genius ideas on the hoax/sci-fi Human Upgrades website.

I've always wanted to have 8 nipples... Now it's just a matter of time.
What upgrade would you get?

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Blogger Heathen Dan said...

8 nipples? That even beats Krusty's superfluous 3rd nipple. I myself would settle for a second opposable thumb per hand.

November 11, 2005 8:05 AM    

Blogger Danieru said...

There are actual cases of people with three nipples. I wonder if the extra nipple has the same level of sensation as a normal nipple?

Can anyone out there with a third nipple testify to this?

November 14, 2005 4:33 AM    

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture of the two thumbed hand needs to read: HUNTER THOMPSON FOR SHERIFF

December 03, 2005 7:47 AM    

Anonymous Little blip said...

We have evolved as creatures who create, therefore our own evolution is now in the realms of the technology we continue to explore. Check out Stelarc - a crazy performance artist who explores the fusion of human and machine. His work includes having an electronic third hand grafted to his own and professes that philosophy is a product of our physiology http://www.stelarc.va.com.au

February 02, 2006 3:44 PM    

Blogger Dread Pirate Robert said...

Mr. Danieru, (nice katakana name, Dan)

Yea, I shall testify unto thee.

My third nipple is just as sensitive as my other two. Perky in the cold and everything.

And there are plenty of people with three nipples -- I actually just found a myspace group of 'em with 26 members.

For more on superfluous nipples, check out my sadly neglected yet still tons of great stuff in the archives blog:
The Superfluous Nipple.

September 26, 2006 7:43 PM    


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