The Huge Entity: Clonycavan Styling Gel - 2000 years of cool or your money back!

Clonycavan Styling Gel - 2000 years of cool or your money back!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006 → by Danieru

Body, volume, style and shine with long-lasting power. Clonycavan Styling Gel, along with mummification in Irish peat, works together with your freshly disemboweled corpse to protect hair from the disruptive power of 2000 years of rigor-mortis.

Whether the spiked look, the cool look or a glamorous look, let the imagination wander with a styling product perfect for your recently sacrificed needs.

Clonycavan Syling Gel won't sacrifice your style to murder, decomposition or mummification - or your money back.
Now in NEW Spanish Pine flavour...

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