Introducing: The hilarious new primetime situation comedy, 'Ones'

Synopsis: The worlds of religion and fiction are full of messiahs, prophets and cool ass saviour dudes who think that each of them was the Only chosen One. Now it's time to set the record straight; One isn't always the loneliest number; let humour be your guide as Ones hits your screens this autumn!

Following the often crazy misadventures of a group of housemates, each placed at number One in their own narratives, but when placed together forced to deal with the fact that every 'One' is equal...

Starring

Jesus: as the holier than thou moral mental-case. He died for all their sins, can't they just stop being such self absorbed Ones? The Only housemate to sleep on a 10-foot high wooden cross, can the other Ones cope with his 2000 year old banter?

Neo: Deluded that the world around him is just an illusion cast by an Earth-size computer from humanity's post-apocalyptic future, can Neo survive the lambasting of his number One equal house mates before humanity's time runs out?

William T. 'Number One' Riker (from Star Trek: The Next Generation): Without his captain he's truly number One now, but its only a matter of time before the new guy on his away team gets fried in a horrible phaser accident. Hilarity often ensues.

Chesney Hawkes: he may be The One and Only in the pop charts, but can he win our hearts on sitcom infested primetime? Watch in horror as his best One friend Harry Potter casts a magic spell, turning Chesney's cute chin-pimple into an all consuming mega-blackhole; he really will be The One and Only if all the other housemates get sucked in!

A revolution in sitcom entertainment is born! Who will be the female Ones housemates? Can Ones beat Friends as the ultimate mindnumbing alternative to laughing at sitcom jokes you've seen a thousand times before? Ones is the First and Only sitcom to contain characters that existed in their entirety elsewhere: let Ones be the Only One that stays at your number One!

(Series One coming to an imagined TV screen near you soon. Recommendations for further Ones characters are gladly accepted in the comments section)...

Categories: Humour, Comedy, Weird, Fun, TV, Culture, Ideas, Nonsense, Religion, Meme