In 1901 Gustavus Hindman Miller got to work interpreting the symbolism of ten thousand dreams. The nonsense which ensued is destined to cause you much cerebral pleasure this night. What can it all mean?

Cheese: To dream of eating cheese, denotes great disappointments and sorrow. No good of any nature can be hoped for. Cheese is generally a bad dream.

Snouts: To dream of snouts, foretells dangerous seasons for you. Enemies are surrounding you, and difficulties will be numerous.

Spleen: To dream of spleen, denotes that you will have a misunderstanding with some party who will injure you.

God: If you dream of seeing God, you will be domineered over by a tyrannical woman masquerading under the cloak of Christianity. No good accrues from this dream.

Hunchback: To dream of a hunchback, denotes unexpected reverses in your prospects.

Horny Badgers: To dream of horny badgers, is a sign that God will overfill the pockets of your hunchback friends with fine, blended cheese.

Can you guess which one I made up myself?

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