Excruciatingly Large Things

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Blossom, SPAM and other nonsense

→ by Danieru
A few things today...

Picturing the city of Kumamoto after the Cherry Blossom had long since blown away was a painful experience for me. Check out my photo galleries to compare the seasonal bloom with the seasonal bust.

Secondly today I'd like to draw attention to my new page 'SPAM Poetry'. A growing collection of the cesspool of word randomization to be found at the bottom of SPAM e-mails. Next time you get SPAM, check the bottom of the e-mail for its filter-evasion nonsense paragraph. Poetic? Bizarre? Then e-mail it to SPAM Poetry here.

Here's a ready made poem I found at the bottom of a SPAM mail advertising Viagra:

Hairy Green Baby Spit
Their hairy green baby spit.
Her daughters tall mouse stares or her silver door calculates.
Our small red shining ram smiles and our children stupid round-shaped odd shaped glasses prepare for fight.
Her daughters white sony stands-still.
Mine well-crafted round-shaped glasses snores.
The silver shining house fidgeting.
And finally.... Our new page 'a bit pointless' is completely pointless. I apologise.

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Blogger The Funky Drummer said...

In answer to your sakura question -trees DO pollinate - you didn't think cherrys were brought to the branches by stalks(the birds) did you?

April 20, 2005 7:31 AM    

Blogger Danieru said...

all trees pollinate? i definitely thought it was the logical answer, but it just didn't fit for some reason. updated into brain

April 20, 2005 10:25 AM    


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