"The report from the 911 Commission sited a "lack of imagination" as a reason that the World Trade Center hijack/attack was not averted."

So in November 2004 Cockeyed asked his site's readers to come up with as many 'creative' terrorist attacks as possible. Check out the HUGE list here. Below are some of my favourites:

• Terrorists might pose as a bus driver, drive full bus off of a cliff
• Terrorists might introduce mad cow with tainted organs
• Terrorists might fill phony Santa Claus belly with plastic explosives, detonate while children ask for toys
• Terrorists might place a bomb under a table at the international scrabble championship in new Orleans
• Terrorists might detonate a subterranean nuclear weapon
• Terrorists might create an army of Jesus clones
• Terrorists might so a suicide bomber on stage for American Idol finale
• Terrorists might machine gun congregations at rural churches
• Terrorists might elect Bush

Come on, laugh... You know it's funny.

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