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Category: Cars

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Penis Enhancement Kit, Direct from Japan

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Introducing: The brand new, off the wall, penis enhancement kit, direct from Japan... THIS beast of the road; this epiphany of manliness; this high speed willy attachment is my new car. Nissan Skyline GTS, £600 on the road. Silly isn't it... (Click it and see)

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Under Lock and Key

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Recipe for an act of stupidity: Take 1 kei car (over-used) Fill it with 10 months worth of teaching crap, several hundred old drink cartons and photocopies of your hometown (or a town that looks enough like it has foreign status to fool 2000 Japanese school…

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