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World Science Expo - Aichi, Japan

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Yes. I travel North today. First to Osaka, then Aichi for the World Science Expo 2005, and then Kobe for a bloody JET conference.

May my trip bring many photos of huge, bad ass robots.

Watch this space!

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Post-9/11 Foreign Policy: Traditional and Dangerous

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"An article published in the latest issue of Diplomatic History examines Bush’s post 9/11 national security strategy in a historical perspective. In doing so, author Melvyn P. Leffler finds that there is nothing new or revolutionary about the Bush administration’s foreign policy. Focusing on values and stressing moral clarity, as President Bush has done, are traditional means to mobilize public support, especially in times of heightened threat perception. 9/11 left America feeling threatened and, as the author suggests, US leaders feeling a combination of guilt, outrage, and responsibility. “Like other times in American History, when threat perception has been high, policymakers gravitate to rhetorical strategies emphasizing ideals and values,” Leffler explains....

....The reputation of the US is low. “The balance between ideals and interests has been dangerously skewed in favor of the former, and the result may be an ominous overassertion of American power,” Leffler concludes. “…Interests need to temper ideals and discipline power. This does not require a revolution in thinking; it requires the exercise of good judgment.”

These articles are published in the Diplomatic History roundtable issue on The Bush Administration’s Foreign Policy in Historical Prospective. As the sole journal devoted to the history of U.S. diplomacy, foreign relations, and national security, Diplomatic History examines issues from the colonial period to the present in a global and comparative context. It is published on behalf of The Society for Historians of American Foreign Relations."
This reminded me of the recent re-issue of Adam Curtis' superbly made documentary 'The Power of Nightmares', which examines the history behind the current foreign policy of the US and fundamentalist uprisings in the Middle East. Check out my previous post on it here for a variety of links on the subject.

Check out the full text for this article at the link below.

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Christian Video Games - Any Ideas?

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News direct from the BBC website suggests that video gaming could be about to move in a new, exciting direction, well, that's as long as the Christian gaming community have anything to do with it:

"The Devil, they say, has all the best tunes. Until now he has also had the video games market sewn up...
...But a growing band of Christian game developers are taking a stand...

...Reverend Ralph Bagley, 41, is a man with a mission. "I have always been a gamer since the days of Pong and Pacman," he told BBC News....

..."As believers in Christ, we pray that God will be glorified through our work and that each of us draw nearer to him as we develop and grow as a business," the company says"

This story, I have to say, was an inspiration to me. THE POSSIBILITIES!

For instance, if you want Christian historical realism how about a game based around the time of The Spanish Inquisition? Surely you can forget the blood and guts when the people you mutilate are going straight to hell?

Or maybe a Witch Hunting game set in Mediaeval Europe in which you play the dashing Village Priest, hell bent on wiping out the scourge of your local community. Can you convince the town folk that the young, beautiful wench with the glowing smile is actually in league with the Devil?

Noah and his Ark would make for a great game experience! It is your task, at the call of God, to round up and imprison two of every type of animal before the floods drown humanity. There could be several sections of the game, success in your task is vital for the future of planet Earth. Will you manage to complete your task before the floods come? And remember, don't sail too close to the edge of the world or you might fall off!

I see masses of potential here for quality gaming.
Can you come up with anymore?

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Picking the Meat from the Bones of Religious Doctrine

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With all the uproar about religion & state, atheism & creationism, darwinism & design going on at the moment I thought I'd bring attention to what is one of my biggest sore points...

Religion!

Yeah that's right. Religion as a whole. That majority of increasingly fundamentalist people who still insist that the world was created for human beings. In one sense I am all for other people's beliefs, respect is crucial in today's social and political climate, but the tendancy to respect religious beliefs above all others is a severe pet hate of mine. Why should I show respect for a group of people for whom logic bears no relation to their view of the world? Is that just not dangerous? I believe so, and we're all entitled to our beliefs aren't we?

Does anyone else out there have no qualms about just outright slating religious doctrine?

With this in mind I thought I would bring attention to what is fast becoming one of my favourite blogs. Meat Eating Leftist can sure pack a punch, and in my eyes manages to avoid most of the leftist cliches the liberal world revels in.

Check out these two recent posts on Darwinism and Atheism respectively, and peek at the post below for some Swift humour...

THE WORLD HAS GONE RELIGION BONKERS! So, to stay sane, please check out this article at Fiscal Study about how religion becomes organised religion (and the consequences of mind control):

"Rulers of the cult (and also those who wish to manipulate the cult) embrace conformity. Because, conformity makes it a lot easier to control (and in some cases manipulate) the masses - since masses composed of individuals who are exactly like one another will act and react accordingly and predictably. On the contrary, it is very hard to control a fully independent and liberated individual...

...As you may have guessed, the rest of the picture is quite the same as in any other kind of mind control. Those with slave minds tend to protect what they believe is true, and unconsciously filter out information they don't want to receive."
(Political) control being driven by religious conformity... Sound familiar?

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Another Reason Why GOD is Funny

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"A pre-kindergartner who included God on his list of 'favorite things' has been expelled from his California school for breaching the wall between church and state. School officials say that three-year old Jacob Sapperstein can return to school next week, after counselors have had a chance to assess the damage done to his classmates.

Parents say Jacob may have been trying to spell 'DOG'"

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Solution to the Lack of Creativity in Terrorist Aversion

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"The report from the 911 Commission sited a "lack of imagination" as a reason that the World Trade Center hijack/attack was not averted."
So in November 2004 Cockeyed asked his site's readers to come up with as many 'creative' terrorist attacks as possible. Check out the HUGE list here. Below are some of my favourites:
  • Terrorists might pose as a bus driver, drive full bus off of a cliff
  • Terrorists might introduce mad cow with tainted organs
  • Terrorists might fill phony Santa Claus belly with plastic explosives, detonate while children ask for toys
  • Terrorists might place a bomb under a table at the international scrabble championship in new Orleans
  • Terrorists might detonate a subterranean nuclear weapon
  • Terrorists might create an army of Jesus clones
  • Terrorists might so a suicide bomber on stage for American Idol finale
  • Terrorists might machine gun congregations at rural churches
  • Terrorists might elect Bush
Come on, laugh... You know it's funny.

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Under Lock and Key

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Recipe for an act of stupidity:

  1. Take 1 kei car (over-used)
  2. Fill it with 10 months worth of teaching crap, several hundred old drink cartons and photocopies of your hometown (or a town that looks enough like it has foreign status to fool 2000 Japanese school kids and some of their relatives)
  3. Park the said car in a city no less than 35 minutes away from your place of residence
  4. Exit the car with your brain firmly lodged up someone else's concentration hole
  5. Lock the door behind you
  6. Notice your car and house keys are still in the ignition
  7. Cry

This was my Saturday night. It took 20 phone calls and a very nice host-mom to pull me out of the cesspit of ridicule I had fallen into. May I never fall in their again. Bring on next month (when my twin doored hair-drier is being exchanged for a twin doored, double-ended fanny molester machine. Could that description be any more precise?)

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Short-Skirt Japan and No-Brains America

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Two, almost unrelated stories today:

The shortness of skirts for School girls in Okinawa:

""When I've been walking through the streets recently, I've been stunned by the growing number of girls wearing incredibly short skirts. I don't know where to turn my eyes. And that's a bother. Have these girls no sense of shame?" Flash quotes the politician as saying in a protest he filed with the superintendent of the prefectural board of education. "We need concrete steps to counter this."...

...The men's weekly says that fans of long skirts point to the rape of local lasses by members of the U.S. military stationed throughout the prefecture as good reason for the girls to choose more modest attire."
No, 'the rape of local lasses by members of the U.S. military' would suggest that the U.S. military presence should be rid of, not the skirts. Strange logic...

And relating to American's stationing themselves in other people's countries...

George "Protozoa" Bush sets out his rules for imposing American Brand Democracy on other countries:

"...all democracies were built on certain common foundations:

* Freedom of speech
* Freedom of assembly
* Free economy
* Independent judiciary
* Freedom of worship"
Pure, unadulterated, patriotic/idiotic nonsense... Protozoa Bush, seem intent on absorbing and ingesting his neighbours one by one. Could there be anything more ridiculous? Oh, how about this:
"Mr. Bush listed a widely agreed upon set of prerequisites for success, including freedom of speech and assembly, a market economy and the rule of law.

He added another, freedom of worship, "because respect for the beliefs of others is the only way to build a society where compassion and tolerance prevail."

Mr. Bush used the speech to continue his gradual reversal from a central commitment of the 2000 presidential campaign: that he would never use the United States military for what he called "nation building.""
Has the Bush Regime created a whole new department for the manufacture of American hypocrisy? I have never before heard anything so boldly naive and self centered. Danger sprouts out of every incompetent word of his nonsense. Let's go build some nations. Lost for words...

Thanks Daily Kos and Meat-Eating Leftist!
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Nintendo Revolts

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UPDATE: More exciting Nintendo possibilities outlined by the BoingBoing weblog:

"Nintendo promises a console that will run anyone's code?
Hidden in a fluffy press release for Nintendo's new Revolution console device is this notice:

'Freedom of design: A dynamic development architecture equally accommodates both big-budget, high-profile game "masterpieces" as well as indie games conceived by individual developers equipped with only a big idea.'
Not much detail, but if Nintendo makes good on that promise, they're poised to kick the competition's ass: a world of consoles that only ran signed code was a nice racket while it lasted, but at the end of the day, needing to get permission to run software on your own device sucks and devices that let anyone write software for them get more valuable as more people write more code for them."

Here's a link to the full press release...

Could it be that Nintendo are playing one of the cleverest marketing campaigns ever? I wouldn't put it past them. Sit on the sidelines as PS3 and Xbox fight like school children ("my daddy's bigger than yours") and then, when the hype has died down slide your new, literally Revolutionary console right in front of the camera's gaze.
If this release, the response (and this weird video that was doing the rounds this week) are anything to go by, I'd say that Nintendo are sitting on something truly huge. An open source games console would literally explode the internet into tiny, shimmering pieces as game geeks everywhere rub themselves against the endless possibilities. So, to pin down the marketing strategies of each next gen contender:

Sony : Brute Power
Microsoft : Multimedia
Nintendo : Freedom??

I know which makes me sweatiest with anticipation. Nintendo hope to bring gaming to a wider audience, and guess what? Many people in the industry agree with them - Link

For more check out some interesting banter on the subject over at Joystiq... and more conspiracy jibber jabber here. Double extra more stuff to come as I hear it...

AND....
Nintendo's bum; on my face; right now...

Below: Several Nintendo Revolutions on show at this year's E3 Gaming Conference. Click each pic for details...




AND worthy of note, on the PC, Civilisation IV

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Iraq War Activist Stages Jesus Crucifixion

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"As a protest against the U.S. war in Iraq, Eric Wallach staged his own crucifixion at the Astor Pl. traffic triangle at Lafayette St. To crucify himself Wallach climbed on top of a crossing-signal sign and hung there about two hours. Passersby snapped cellphone photos of him near a altered one-way sign reading “No War.” When onlookers began to crowd the island, police moved them off and three officers took Wallach down, put him on a backboard and loaded him into a police vehicle. Wallach, who also goes by the moniker Radical Jew 33, is a freelance theater artist and self-described provocateur. “I just can’t stand the war,” he said."

Click each picture for two different links to the story...

Nice idea. I especially like the American flag nappy he's wearing. Could this be the ultimate modern American-Christian symbiosis? Images of urban Jesuses strutting their stuff down anti-war catwalks across the globe spring into my mind. Messiah chic is so in this season.

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The Dark Side of Japanese Anime

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There isn't any Anime Porn here kids

Go clog up someone elses blog

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Isn't Religion Brilliant!

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Following recent news that UK Parliament plans to outlaw 'incitement to religious hatred', isn't it about time that we start being more nice about religion for a change?

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What exactly is a 'sexless marriage' anyway?

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"Recently released Health, Labor and Welfare Ministry statistics, which show 32 percent of married couples in Japan tend to be sexless, has sparked controversy over the definition of the term, rather than the figure itself...

...Of the 8,766 respondents [to a recent survey], the largest percentage -- 32 percent -- said they regard a lack of sex for six months or longer as sexless, followed by 25 percent who cited one month. About 20 percent cited one year while 13 percent said two months.

Dr. Kunio Kitamura, director of a clinic attached to the Japan Family Planning Association, said the Mainichi survey suggests Japanese people tend to be too passive about sex. "It came as a surprise to me that the largest number of pollees selected 'six months' and about 20 percent chose 'one year.' The results gave me the impression that they are too passive about sex," he said."
This follows on from evidence suggesting that a third of married couples in Japan are regarded as having a 'sexless marriage' (previous story here). Now it seems that a third of Japanese couples don't even expect to have sex more than once every six months, let alone every month (the figure the previous poll was based around).

Where's your passion Japan? Get that spouse of yours upstairs (well, at least into the next divided tatami room) and show them what that bed (well, roll-out futon) is really used for!

My advice? Get that futon rolled out early. Passion and futon preparation don't make for regular sex...

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Slave Leia Pet Costume

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"The family pet can now be one of your favorite Star Wars characters! The Slave Leia pet costume includes headpiece and jumpsuit with attached arms. Pet costumes recommended for dogs only."
This is by far the outright strangest thing I have ever seen. I hope the manufacturers are prepared for the backlash, as kids everywhere force their dogs into lives of slavery under the control of huge, babbling, slug-like creatures.

I fear for the future of dog kind.

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Science Friction

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The top 3 ways to lose hope in quality science fiction cinema just in time for the summer season:


Watch the badly conceived movie version of that most beloved of books, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (find my comments on this awful spectacle in the comments section - here).



Follow this with a viewing of the 6th film in that most over-rated of sci-fi pantomimes, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.



And finally... learn in horror that the first "true to the original" Philip K Dick movie has had its release date put back until 2006! - (A Scanner Darkly: click here for the incredible looking trailer).


Come on Hollywood! What kind of sci-fi derailment are you heading for here!? I ask every reader of this post, sci-fi fan or not, to give me reasons to be positive. Or, if you are more inclined, tell me why my opinions suck. I like a huge steaming dollop of criticism every now and again...

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Cultural Homogeny - The Google-isation of Planet Earth

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"When Google announced a 10-year, $200 million plan to digitize the literary world, invoking the assistance of Harvard, Stanford, Oxford, Michigan University, and the New York Public Library, France's National Library president Jean-Noel Jeanneney spun around in his chair and called up President Chirac.

In protest to what the French press soon called "omnigooglization," and what Jeanneney called a decidedly "Anglo-Saxon" affront, the national librarian wrote a scathing letter to Chirac. In the letter, though he didn't condemn the effort, Jeanneney voiced his fear of what that meant for the representation of France and Europe.'The real issue is elsewhere. And it is immense. It is confirmation of the risk of a crushing American domination in the definition of how future generations conceive the world.... [T]heir criteria for selection will be profoundly marked by the Anglo-Saxon outlook.' "

The 'Global Voice' of the internet is often hailed as being the first true reflection of human culture on Earth. All members of society can find their voice in the endlessly multiplicating hyper-realities of the WWW.

Is this a foolish standpoint? A question on the lips of the online community. With the many more online, independent companies becoming globally dominating household brands (such as Google) the freedom of the internet is more frequently being turned over to the hands of the corporate world. And as many of these companies reside on American soil the ownership of internet commodity is also becoming an American one.

Read the full article quoted above here at WebProNews.

Another recent move against a slightly different kind of homogenisation came from the Global Voices Online project. This community blog resource sets itself the goal of representing the massive cross section of the global blogsphere on one website. Many believe that blogging could free journalism from the hands of corporate and media control, but as this map (formulated by Ethan Zuckerman) shows the freedom of the blogsphere has yet to transpire:
"Countries in red were better represented in the blogosphere than in Google news (which last year was mainly mainstream media news sources) Countries in blue, were less well represented in the blogosphere than in the mainstream media."
Are we in a self perpetuating cycle of public-awareness/response/public-awareness/response? If this map is to be believed then the blogging community is better representing countries for which American policy has vested interest. America itself, Iraq and other Middle Eastern countries are being given the blogsphere's democratic media treatment, but those countries outside of the America's direct media gaze are the ones which in fact are better represented by the increasingly corporate owned media.

Corporate homogeny by over replication? If recent figures are anything to go by then over the next decade or so we will see the internet separate into two distinct voices. Although China has the world's largest population, compared to Western countries it has, at present, a relatively small percentage of internet users . The next internet boom is scheduled to be in Chinese and companies such as Google and Yahoo are already preparing to cash in on this opportunity.

If the internet is as an important part of our future as many believe it is then we must be prepared to except an American and Chinese future. And if Google's digitising of the literary world goes ahead unopposed, then the corporate US has a control of our past as well. And of course where there is future and history, there is always present:
"Those who control the past, control the future; Those who control the future, control the present; Those who control the present, control the past." - George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four

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Tony Blair and his Dancing Teeth

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Tony Blair (right) and Monty Python's Conrad Poohs (left) bear a striking resemblance don't you think? Politics and comedy, completely interchangeable. Wipe that smile off your face...

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The Power of Nightmares

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"The Power of Nightmares explains how Curtis believes the vision of an Islamic terror network has been distorted by politicians intent on creating a climate of fear.

The film makes it clear there are fanatical individuals willing to conduct acts of terror, but shows there is no formal terrorist Al-Qaeda organisation."
The 3 part BBC documentary, 'The Power of Nightmares', written and produced by Adam Curtis is a must see. When it was aired in the UK last year it became an instant talking point throughout the nation, sparking controversy across the political spectrum. Many called for it to be released worldwide so that a wider audience could come to understand its content. Many hailed it as a truely world changing documentary.
Forget Michael Moore's emotive drivel-fest 'Fahrenheit 9/11', The Power of Nightmares is the real deal. And now everyone will get the chance to see it... Here's more on its Cannes Film Festival release from the Guardian:
"...Curtis's film is not in competition, but it is nonetheless this year's Fahrenheit 9/11, shaking festival-goers out of their aesthetic reveries with a political analysis of the causes and consequences of the attacks on the World Trade Centre and the Pentagon.

Curtis does not care for the Moore parallel. "Moore is a political agitprop film-maker. I am not - you'd be hard pushed to tell my politics from watching it. It was an attempt at historical explanation for September 11. You see, up to this point nobody had done a proper history of the ideas and groups that have created our modern world. It's weird that nobody had done before me."....

"It has really touched a nerve with people who realise something is not quite right with the way terrorism has been reported."

"For these reasons, one might well think that The Power of Nightmares would provide a usefully chastening corrective to the prevailing orthodoxy if it were shown on US television. But it seems extremely unlikely that it will be.

"While a two-and-a-half -hour film version is to be given a prime-time Cannes screening, and while the original three-hour series will be shown tonight on al-Jazeera along with a live interview with the director, US telly has run scared from showing it. "Something extraordinary has happened to American TV since September 11," says Curtis. "A head of the leading networks who had better remain nameless said to me that there was no way they could show it. He said, 'Who are you to say this?' and then he added, 'We would get slaughtered if we put this out.'" Surely a relatively enlightened broadcaster like HBO would show it? "When I was in New York I took a DVD to the head of documentaries at HBO. I still haven't heard from him." He has little hope that he will."
So do yourself a favour and watch the documentary the American TV networks don't want you to see. You will never use the word 'terrorism' in the same way again.

Check out the full Guardian article here. Go here for a full transcript of the show and a chance to watch and/or download it (yes, that's right, you can watch it...). And finally, check out this BBC link for the British public's response to the shows original airing back in 2004.
The truth behind terrorism is much more interesting than Blair or Bush would like you to think (and much more strange then either of them would care to admit).

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Japanese School Dinners and Sports Festival Practice

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Easy one on the old noggin this fine day. Point your cursors to my very newly updated Japanese School Dinners Page. Screw Jamie Oliver's British, political nipple-tweaking, these food dishes will set the very WORLD on fire with their deliciousness. 19 School Dinners, one stomach...

Also today a few pics from my schools sports day practice in the new May Photogallery. Notice any historical, military echoes? The constitution, the country and the next generation. I say no more...


And please check out that May gallery for the meaning behind this odd picture...?

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Japanese Women's Rights

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"Japan's ruling party is pursuing drastic revisions to the country's constitution, including rewording the guarantee of gender equality. Women's rights advocates say that if the revisions pass, Japan will return to "a dark period of history."

The constitution, written in 1946 after World War II, helped reshape life for women here. One of its major changes was to ensure that marriage would be solely based on agreement of husband and wife, who had equal rights. Before then women were not guaranteed civil rights or legal rights. They were not allowed to vote or own property. Although husbands could file for divorce, wives could not.

Then, in June of last year, a constitutional revision panel of the ruling party proposed adding language to Article 24 of the constitution that would emphasize the values of family and community....

....Mamiko Ueno, an author and professor of constitutional law at Chuo University in Tokyo, sees the revision as an attempt to foist state responsibilities onto the family, which--by and large--means women."

In a country so obsessed with family, and the social status society blesses mothers and fathers with, I don't find this surprising. Further reading of the article would suggest that conservativism, in all its forms, is on the increase across the Westernised world. I mean, why concentrate on the role of women specifically? Emphasising the place of the father in a family would have equal, if not greater value to the "values of family and community"? The answer lies so deep in the Japanese psyche that many a modern Western perspective cannot uncover it. Here is an extract from my Survival entry on male and female relationships in Japan (Danjyo Kankei) to outline the history surrounding this issue:

"Firstly, to understand how males and females are seen in Japan one must venture back into Japan's quite colourful history. In some of the more distant Eras of the past Japan was a matrilineal society. Women had the ultimate right to succeed men to the head, and therefore ownership, of the family. There were female leaders in Japan hundreds of years before the west started to recognise women as equals. By the end of the Heian period though men had exerted their dominance over society and this structure was to stay in place well up to the present day. In the closed off Edo period of Japan women were segregated to the 'inside' of society, in that socially and personally they were treated as inferior to the men (men outside - work, fight, pursue their life. women inside - house, family, pursue their husband's and son's lives). Women were even taught a more delicate form of the language, one which always assumed they were less important than the men they talked to. This idea of women on the 'inside' and the dominance of the male version of the language still have echoes in today's Japan, although the intensity is quickly decreasing."
Modern Japanese women have a strength that is often hard to pin down. Is this perceived change about to be flipped on its head? Lets hope not.
The rest of the article quoted can be found below...

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Making machines: 'The Lego Hapsichord' and 'The God Light'

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Two superb links today. I have noticed recently a thriving online community devoted to Lego engineering projects. Everything from an A-Team Van replica to a fully working Rubic's cube have passed my gaze. Today though I found the bees knees in design. A fully working Hapsichord, make almost entirely out of Lego. This must be seen to be believed - Link. Lego rocks...

Making amazing music machines out of small blocks of interconnecting plastic is one thing, but how about a machine that can:
"...reverse Parkinson's disease symptoms in one patient, shrink and eliminate breast cysts in another, reduce the size of cancer tumours in lab mice, regenerate plant growth, and hasten seed germination..."
Don't shout it too loud or everyone will want one! Well if its inventor has anything to do with it The God Light will soon be effecting everyone's lives. Can you re-write the laws of physics? The God Light can, but not after in its former carnation, as The Angel Light, it caused its inventor all manner of difficulties:
"The Angel Light came to Troy Hurtubise in a dream, but ended up causing him nightmarish problems.

The invention, Hurtubise said, was able to see through walls, detect stealth technology and disable electronics.

But there was a negative side effect to the Angel Light, Hurtubise soon discovered; repeated exposure to the light caused him to lose weight and facial hair, and he suffered a significant downturn to his health."
Where can I get me one of those? Check out the two part full story here - pt1 and here - pt2 . With a name like Troy Hurtubise who wouldn't believe every word he uttered (or every law of physics he re-wrote)?Also, check out this link for an older story about Troy's Fireproof Paste...

"“It can stand up to the heat of re-entry to the earth’s atmosphere, and then they can simply wash it off."
Thank God (light) for Troy and his incredible haircut...

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Cynic Against Ignorance

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So I took down the post.

There were several reasons, the main one being that deep down I am too much of a cynic about everything to be against any specific ignorance. Someone pointed out to me that ignorance is also subjective. I didn't want to end up wallowing in the quagmire of left wing, right wing view discrepancies. I don't go for either camp. I am a central cynic and will forever be that way.

For anyone interested the original Manifesto is still online and the original Bloggers Against Ignorance post can be found here.

Comments? Cheers

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The Mysterious Waggle Dance

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"Radar has helped resolve a long-standing controversy about the purpose of a strange dance performed by bees, Nature magazine reports.

The famous "waggle" dance contains information about the whereabouts of nectar, just as was originally proposed in the 1960s, scientists now claim.

The theory met with scepticism, partly because people did not believe bees could decode such a complex message. But now radar tracking has proved they do follow waggle dance instructions."
Once again the seeming overlying simplicity of nature hides an undercurrent of complexity. Not only does the hive of bees 'self' organise, but this evidence would suggest that individual bees also have some sense of themselves. To understand the instructions from one bee they would have to have at least one piece of rather incredible former information:

The bee doing the dancing is another entity separate from themselves.

This may not seem much, but it takes human children around 2 years before they can recognise that there are such things as other entities. If one child in a room of babies starts crying then more often than not the other babies will start to cry too, because they have no sense that the crying is being uttered from someone other than themselves. This empathy for others can also be seen in the first few hours after birth as babies will replicate facial expressions acted out by those around them.

The fact that one bee can compute the information attained by another and act on it individually is quite astounding. This does not imply of course that a bee has a deep sense of 'self', but 3rd person observation would suggest that the low level, individual behaviour the bees exhibit combines to produce the higher level organised system obvious in the hive as a whole. This, I suggest, is no different from human society. We are simply bees in a hive following simple rules which, from a higher perspective, seem to produce highly complex patterns of behaviour.

Check out this post I made a couple of months ago about complexity arising from ant colonies (and more specifically how ant colonies can 'learn' from past mistakes). Nature has a whole bunch of tricks up its sleeve (full article at link below).

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Church Sign Generator

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Religion and Politics Clash

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Following on from yesterday's story on political and religious ignorance here are two related stories from Slate (online news source):

Creationism vs. Intelligent Design: Is there a difference? - Link

Conservatism As Pathology: Are Bush supporters literally insane? - Link

...on a more directly linked note here's an article about a Baptist Minister from Haywood County who excommunicated 9 members of his congregation because they did not vote for Bush... Link

And finally an article from Meat-Eating Leftists directed my attention to the editorial shift occuring in The New York Times (often seen as America's most respected left-wing voice). I quote:
"The New York Times buckles under right wing pressure:

'In order to build readers' confidence, an internal committee at The New York Times has recommended taking a variety of steps, including having senior editors write more regularly about the workings of the paper, tracking errors in a systematic way and responding more assertively to the paper's critics.

The committee also recommended that the paper "increase our coverage of religion in America" and "cover the country in a fuller way," with more reporting from rural areas and of a broader array of cultural and lifestyle issues.'

More disappointment from the spineless liberal machine. It's as if covering religion will give the Times some (Main) street cred. Gimme a fucking break.

This is going to make the right wing cheerleaders laugh and revel in glory. They will claim this as an important media takeover.
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Finally, please also check out the comments section at the bottom of yesterday's post for further opinions...

Thanks also to Freiheit un Wissen for that last story!
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Obaachan Doll

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Nurses around Japan will now be able to revel in the ability to practice their wares on a lifesize, fully poseable, Obaachan (old woman) doll.

I say do with this doll what you like, but there are some inherent problems here - I just can't seem to take my eyes off the grandma's arse shot long enough to figure them out...






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Manifesto for the Prevention of Ignorance within the Religious and Political Universe

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UPDATE: Here

"Do you believe God belongs in government?
Do you believe President Bush is doing
The Lord's Work?
If so, then show your love for God & the USA!"
These words are from the awful website www.bushfish.org and they symbolise everything I despise about American Politics right now. Something should be done about this and I endeavour to spearhead a campaign to abolish ignorance from the perceived political and religious universe. Here is my manifesto:

  1. Any person who thinks Bush is doing the lord's work should be shown explicit photographs depicting 1 of the many 1000s of innocent dead in Iraq. They should then be made to repeat the line "thou shalt not murder" until they also agree that the Bush regime is hideous.
  2. Any person who claims that Jesus is about to return should be tied up and made to watch a Bible being inserted into the quivering asshole of the nearest Priest to hand, they should then be made to watch hundreds of documentaries depicting the human parasitic destruction of the world's ecosystem. If Jesus does come back it will be to a world raped by its inhabitants, they should be made to understand America's ignorance of these issues explicitly.
  3. Any person who claims that evolution is 'just a theory', and as such should not be taught to our children, should be invited to explain without using the term 'faith' why they have any more right to vote than a monkey. When they fail to compose a valid argument their voting rights should be stripped and officially signed over to a member of ape, monkey or another primate species.
  4. Any person who states that Christianity is the one true religion and all other belief systems are wrong should be made to recite that Bible passage about loving thy neighbour repeatedly until their lips fall off.
  5. Any person who believes that showing their love for God includes voting in a member of the Bush family should be locked in a roasting hot oven for a period as close to eternity as possible whilst being made to repeat the line "one man's heaven is another man's hell" an infinite number of times.

Will you join my campaign? All those in favour, not in favour or devoid of favour please leave comments on this post. If you have any additions to the manifesto then please also add them to the comments section. I'm only angry at fundamentalist ignorance people. Please don't get angry at me...

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Ultra-Hero Blogging

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Blogging can be a dry and often inane process, especially when Japan is the subject. The weblog community is crammed to bursting with Japanophilic weblogs, especially from Gaijin authors. So it was with joy in my heart that I discovered The Japanese Ultra-Hero Blog (Kaiju Blog) it is in Japanese so I understand nothing of its content, but deep down I feel it might just be the coolest blog in the Blog-verse.

Forget Spiderman, Knightrider or The Incredible Hulk. In the 1970s Japanese Pop-culture created an Ultra Universe to rival any Western equivalent. Thou must enjoy it I say, but not being Ultra myself I can not enforce that opinion. Its up to yo' good, Ultra-selves...

Thanks Crazy Japan & Octopus Dropkick!
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BBQs and Octopus Noodles

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Australia, Hong Kong, Japan.

I spanked them all and went back for seconds.
Ramsey Street and Nathan Street ; the commercialised backpacking culture of Auz and the utter, blunt rudeness of Hong Kong residents ; the rich tapestry of Australia's coastal skyline and the groggy 30oC overcast metropolis that is Hong Kong ; BBQs and octopus noodles all over. I've seen, been and had them all.

Photogallery is here, the comments should sort out the charcoal cooking equipment from the 8 legged cephalopods...

Golden week was funky goodness. What did you get up to?


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North Over the Equator

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I have half a world to travel today, all of it in a north over the equator sort of way. Australia is nothing but the inside of an airport now, its events becoming the photo galleries of my future - (want to see Karl Kennedy of Neighbours sing The Proclaimers? Watch this space...)

What glorious accidents of fate await me? Hong Kong is my next destination. A 24 hour non-stop, whistle tour of 40 storey gadget shops and neon lit noodle bars. Anyone got any tips of what I can do with only 24 hours in this fairly Huge Entity of a city? I would appreciate it.

Where is Japan? What is Japan? It all seems so far away from me right now. I have severely missed the food (recently deceased). Only when I'm shoving handfuls of tempura in my mouth again will I truly feel I've arrived. And my next travel destination? Mongolia in August. Bring it on

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Questions...

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Did North Korea recently fire a short-range missile toward the Sea of Japan?
Will holding a time-traveler convention tempt real time-travelers to turn up?
Did David Hasselhoff help end the cold war?
Do people need help to pluck up the courage to have an orgy?
Is female masturbation on the increase in Japan?

The answers are all there... You just might have to click around to find them...

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